Thursday, September 17, 2009 |
05:41 - Aaaahh! She's got a board with a nail in it!
http://www.whptv.com/news/local/story/Woman-fights-back-against-burglar/EErYMx2wYEiv
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But the humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails, and soon, they will make a board with a nail so big, it will destroy them all! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! HA ha-ha ha-HA ha ha-ha-ha.
On a tangential note, though: what is it with local news websites that refuse to give any direct statement of where they're located?
One woman in Lancaster County fights back against a burglar after she hits him with a board..
Manheim Township Police said the attempted burglary happened at an apartment complex on Knollwood Drive.
They told CBS 21 News, the woman spotted the burglar in her bedroom..
Lancaster County? There's four of those in the US. Manheim Township? Newport Television LLC? "WHP TV"? C'mon, guys, would it kill you to put Serving southeastern Pennsylvania or something in your banner? Are you unaware that the whole world can come linking in to a local news website if some story becomes widely interesting? Don't make us go digging around through "State News" and various other internal links to try to glean some clues as to your location.
Or is this how the Amish run the Internet? Hyuk hyuk. I kill me.
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