Saturday, September 8, 2007 |
18:15 - Who will come and live a life devoted to chastity, abstinence, and a flavorless mush I call rootmarm?
http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1658545_1657686_1657663,00.ht
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Leave it to Time to figure out a way to blame the Ford Model T for global warming and Middle Eastern wars, and thus to name it the second in a list of the 50 worst cars of all time.
Well, that's just the problem, isn't it? The Model T — whose mass production technique was the work of engineer William C. Klann, who had visited a slaughterhouse's "disassembly line" — conferred to Americans the notion of automobility as something akin to natural law, a right endowed by our Creator. A century later, the consequences of putting every living soul on gas-powered wheels are piling up, from the air over our cities to the sand under our soldiers' boots. And by the way, with its blacksmithed body panels and crude instruments, the Model T was a piece of junk, the Yugo of its day.
Yeah, except the alternative for most people wasn't a Prius, it was nothing. Curse you, Henry Ford, curse you for taking away our precious Gaia-friendly horse-drawn carriages! Curse you for making poverty that much less unbearable and the social ladder that much more climbable! Curse you for disrupting the Natural Order of Things!
UPDATE: A couple of cars later:
The Bi-Autogo does enjoy the historical distinction of being the first V8-powered vehicle ever built in Detroit, so you could argue it is the beginning of an even greater folly.
Yeah, bite me.
UPDATE: Generally speaking, the grammar and proofing in this article are atrocious. Is this the standard to which Time is held these days?
UPDATE: CapLion, astonishingly, expands on the sentiment.
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