Thursday, December 21, 2006 |
22:39 - The Apple Store of Crap
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Literally. That's what this sounds like. Charmin, having evolved several generations beyond the halcyon days of Mr. Whipple, has apparently set up a Disneyland of Doodie in Times Square.
There are Pictures. (And YouTube videos.) Otherwise I'd never believe this story for a minute.
But I do believe this:
Watching that (or, rather, being unwillingly subjected to that) I suddenly despised the entire human race.
I knew those bears were going to turn out to be trouble.
UPDATE: I guess at least we're lucky they didn't make them cats, because then they'd have names like "Charmin Mao".
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