Monday, April 7, 2003 |
09:20 - Modern product placement
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Greg Kihn is a riot this morning... he had to break from his normal cheerleading about the war and savaging people writing clueless letters to him to do his standard on-air endorsements.
Well, I was watching the war coverage, and I saw this Toyota pickup truck, with three idiots in it with AK-47s, pull up to an M1 Abrams tank... and-- well, I say "idiots" because... well, isn't that like sending a tricycle up against one? And the tank just turned and blew that truck right off the road.
...So if you should go and buy a Toyota at Stevens Creek Toyota, you have to promise-- because as good as these cars and trucks are, they simply won't stand up to an M1 tank. So promise that if you go down and buy a Toyota right now, which you should, you won't use it to go up against any tanks. It just doesn't stand a chance.
Not quite the endorsement they would have asked for, I'm sure...
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