Tuesday, January 28, 2003 |
11:08 - The Sordid Underbelly of Video Games
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty.htm
|
(top) |
Seanbaby strikes again! This time, he's got a rundown of the Top Ten Naughtiest Games of All Time. The long and storied history of pornographic video games, in all their (ahem) glory.
And yes, it includes "Boong-ga Boong-ga". Though it inexplicably only came in at #2. ...Okay, well, maybe it's totally understandable, considering what won #1.
Not Safe For Work, naturally-- but more because of how loud your laughter will be than because of the illustrations and screenshots.
Getting these sluts out of their panties requires such a fantastic level of hand-eye coordination and rapid reflexes that it becomes a death trap. Because if you masturbated using your amazing dexterity, there's a good chance it'll end with a pleasure-induced brain seizure and a fucking disturbing corpse for your landlord to find.
Seanbaby rocks my world.
|
|