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Saturday, November 9, 2002
21:52 - Hail the Great Innovator
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A30442-2002Nov8.html

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Via CapLion, who exhibits no small amount of glee at this WaPo article explaining point by point why Microsoft's brilliant new "Tablet PC" revolution is about as insightful and innovative and crucial to the future of technology as the Pen PC was back in the mid-80s. (Remember that thing?)

Unlike other handwriting-recognition devices, tablet PCs normally leave your scribbles as "ink" on the screen. This divorce of ink from text fatally compromises the tablet PC's usefulness.

First, if your writing is unreadable on paper, it will look even worse after being digitized as ink.

Second, ink is an inefficient, incompatible way to store words. An 11-page handwritten document measured 422 kilobytes, a lot to download in e-mail or fit on a floppy disk. Ink files can't be edited on anything but a tablet PC, and e-mails written in ink may be unreadable in many mail programs, especially those on a cell phone or handheld organizer.

The tablet PC software offers only limited, clumsy ways to transform ink into text. In Windows Journal, the core handwriting-input program, you can select up to a page's worth of ink, then navigate to the Actions menu and select "Convert handwriting to text" (a tricky maneuver with a stylus); the software will offer its interpretation as well as alternative transcriptions of any words it's unsure of.

With most other applications, you need to invoke a foreground window called the Tablet PC Input Panel, which accepts your handwriting, converts it in batches and pours the results into the current document.

If you leave your ink as is, the tablet PC will still do some transcription in the background, which lets you search inexactly through an ink document: It correctly found one instance of "compact" but thought it had located three more in the words "control," "comfortable" and "computing."

Take care to write slowly and precisely in cursive or print and the tablet PC may perform quite well. But if you rush, things go downhill in a hurry. (The tablet PC just interpreted that phrase as "Things go downhill or, a henry!") Its suggestions for alternative spellings can resemble the rantings of an increasingly deranged poet, such as these interpretations of "Christine": "Christie, Caroline, Caustic, Carotene, Carthorse, Christ-ire."

At no time can you see a tablet PC's transcription in real time, letter by letter, which blocks you from learning what parts of your writing confuse the software. It breaks the feedback loop that lets users of other pen-input systems -- Palm handhelds' Graffiti, Apple's Ink for Mac OS X and Microsoft's Pocket PC -- improve their accuracy.

The tablet PC software, in turn, isn't programmed to learn from your use of it.

This setup has been puzzling me all week. Half a decade ago, Apple's Newton MessagePad 2000 transcribed my handwriting with impressive accuracy while running on a far weaker processor. Can't Microsoft do better today?

But, naturally, one of two things will happen:

1) The Tablet PC will fail miserably, a victim of reality and its own nature as a solution looking desperately for a problem (and a dozen companies gambling that Microsoft knows what it's doing will suffer a great deal in the process); or

2) The industry will pigheadedly create applications for Tablet PCs, crappy and useless as they are, and this non-learning-your-handwriting and non-convertable-on-the-fly garbage will become The Standard, because people always believe Microsoft knows The Way To The Future.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the genius of what most of the world thinks is the most innovative company in the world.

Ask a kid why, and he'll tell you "M1cr0s0fT m4kes H4L0 !!!11` Xb0X ROOLZ!!!"

Ask the man on the street why, and he'll tell you "Well, everybody uses Windows, so it must be the best... right?"

Ask a random person watching TV why, and he'll tell you that those ads on the History Channel which show companies seamlessly interconnecting all their subsystems using .NET and Tablet PCs and XP desktops clearly demonstrate Microsoft's brilliant and unique vision for the future-- and the way they say "From Microsoft" at the end of each ad (with the falling tone, the conspiratorial and reassuring sidelong smile: From Microsoft :)) is proof positive of the company's benevolent, down-home goodness and innocence.

Ask the federal judge why, and she'll say "Any company that can make itself into a monopoly on the strength of a shoddy, ripped-off pile of unstable spaghetti code and two decades of illegal and destructive and detrimental-to-the-software-industry corporate actions makes that company worthy of every government protection."

Ask eWeek why, though, and Timothy Dyck will explain how Microsoft is really innovative-- and just what we'll buy ourselves by refusing to see what Microsoft wants the computing industry to become. Now that it's proved that they can't do anything monopolistic enough to warrant punishment, they're setting about methodically shutting out all computing that uses open and free standards like, oh, say, ASCII text, HTML, JPEG and GIF, MP3, and MPEG.

Sound like a rosy future to you?

If not, too bad, because now there's nothing to stop it.

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