Tuesday, June 18, 2002 |
14:25 - Hee hee hee! Oh, I am amused!
http://www.lickmysweaty.com/truth/
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No need to say much about this, I suppose-- it speaks for itself, really. But I guess this is exactly the kind of thing we should have expected from Apple daring to poke their nose a little further out of the ghetto.
If you’re the kind of computer user that worries about the feds raiding your shit-hole apartment every time you drop off a roll of film at 'The Wal-Mart', then you NEED a Mac. Stop spending time in a sweaty state of paranoia, and start spending it organizing those compromising photos you took during that “work-related” trip to Japan. With iPhoto, all your twelve-year-old-school-uniform-clad-plastic-prop-tentacle-rape porn will be easier to organize than your scant black book!
'Course, if this is the best they can do, then maybe things are pretty bright after all. After all, if they actually feel threatened enough by Apple with the market share that it has to spend the time to put together a page like this, then they've got about the same problems that the Taliban had.
One thing I do envy the PC side is that while they feel "preached to" by Mac users, we feel "personally physically threatened" in return. I'll take Mormons on the doorstep over flaming crosses on the front lawn any day.
Disclaimer: I have not recently used a Macintosh, so I do not know how “amazing” OSX (or even an iBook) is. Also, it’s important to note that I am by no means a Windows/PC Fanboy. With that said, I must point out the load of BS and “opinionated fact” that is Apple.com/switch.
Go there and giggle a bit. Then come back here and (hopefully) giggle a little bit more. eject and I put an entire day-and-a-half into this, and if you enjoy it we’ll definitely throw a little more sweat into it. Hope you like, the truth.
See, this isn't satire; this isn't parody. This is just the kind of vicious, feral smacking-each-other-with bones that some embarrassments to the human race have just never evolved out of. Yeah, I know it's flamebait; I know I should just let it roll off my back. But-- God dammit, you people. Jesus Christ.
Yeah, kick that underdog! C'mon, kick it! Kick it!
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