Saturday, April 1, 2006 |
16:05 - Slashdot Fiction
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Check out Slashdot today. LIEK OMG!!!111
Some of the linked pranks are pretty funny too, like the Prism DuroSport 6000:
We guarantee that our products will ALWAYS be larger than our competitors’ products.
So many manufacturers are racing to make the world’s smallest media player. Yet, as players get smaller, the price gets more expensive. DuroSport has realized that it is possible to produce a more affordable media player by making it larger. Larger components are almost always less expensive than tiny components required to produce the infinitesimally small nano-style media players. In the process, we have found that these larger players also benefit older consumers who have trouble reading the fine print on tiny display screens, or adjusting the tuning with small dials and knobs.
Our History
The DuroSport Electronics Company was founded by Oleg Tarlev of Moldova in 1962. An inventor by trade, Tarlev was an early pioneer in the use of steam to power home appliances. Tarlev hoped to apply his engineering expertise to develop a line of steam-powered consumer electronics...
Brilliant.
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