Thursday, December 1, 2005 |
13:19 - Caption-o-rama
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/north_yorkshire/4481796.stm
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I saw this in a local paper over lunch, and it's just one of those things:
Dr Sentamu, who now holds the second highest post in the Church of England, banged on the door of the huge Gothic cathedral with a pastoral staff made from an olive tree grown in Bethlehem before he was allowed to enter.
Several alternate captions leaped immediately to mind:
The bishops inside shouted back, "Not by the hairs on our chinny-chin-chins!"
"You... shall not... pass!"
Newly installed archbishop Sentamu attempts to knock the 95 Theses off the church door using a ten-foot pole.
And given that he's the CoE's first black archbishop, I'll leave it to those more tasteless than myself to do a post-Katrina-coverage "looting" gag...
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