The KFC Double Down Sandwich has evidently gone on sale:
Word on the street is that it is good. Word is also that it appears to be a way for the Colonel to efficiently dispose of breast pieces that are too small to use in their regular buckets. See, PETA? It's conserving chickens, not killing more of them.
And 540 calories is pretty damn low. That's Big Mac numbers. And a Big Mac these days is the saddest, most decrepit, shriveled version of its mass-media horror image that exists on the market. It probably qualifies as health food by now... or it would, if not for the bun.