Wednesday, February 13, 2008 |
13:24 - †Requires belief
http://www.fdhom.co.uk/about.asp
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This is pretty hilariously awesome. Actually sounds like it might work, through the sheer power of rare brute honesty!
How does it work?
Homeopathy works through a complicated interaction with the human body and mind known as the "placebo effect". The placebo effect is still not fully understood, but is very effective for certain conditions†.
What conditions can FairDeal Homeopathy treat**?
FairDeal Homeopathy can be used to treat any self-limiting condition. Examples include non-specific aches and pains, mild headache, unlikely allergies and intolerances, implausible phobias, vague nausea, surprising bruises, UDIs and most other conditions for which your GP may find difficult to give you an instant cure.
All you have to do is "fill in our specially designed form to describe your symptoms in detail, complete your contact details and pay by Paypal, and we'll rush you a specially prepared, individually tailored remedy by first class post." Hey, I can go 'em one better: I'll just pretend to mail in the money and then drink some water from a bottle with a label on it. All that matters is that I believe, right?
I love it when snark is indistinguishable from frankness.
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