| Tuesday, June 24, 2003 |
10:57 - Drum roll, please
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So, the question on everyone's mind is, naturally: What the hell was in those large, G5-tower-sized Mysterious Boxes of Mystery piled on wrapped pallets in the Apple Stores, guarded by vicious attack dogs and surrounded with laser tripwires and signs saying Beware of the Leopard?
A Top Ten list would seem to be in order.
- iSights (in twelve-packs)
- Black t-shirts with the slogan DOOOOMED across the back
- Fake-out G5 cases-- everything from spheres to hexagons to buckyballs
- WMDs
- Crack (for the Apple Store employees)
- Copies of the Apple NDA, personally addressed to all employees, with ominous references to the possible fates of each individual's family and pets
- Fresh supplies of bottled water in special 11-ounce Funky Non-Standard Proprietary Apple Size bottles
- Undistributed "iPod Live" posters, for in-store sword fights
- Grape Kool-Aid
And....
- Nothing but packing peanuts and bricks (wouldn't that be just like Steve?)
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