Wednesday, April 2, 2003 |
20:59 - You mean it isn't like this?
http://jimtreacher.blogspot.com/2003_03_23_jimtreacher_archive.html#200066386
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This item by Jim Treacher is a hoot. What if?
<"Wayne's World" doodly-doodly-doot-wavy-screen-sound-effect>
Bushington, DB -- In a televised address from somewhere inside one of his 57 palaces, President George W. Bush today issued a fatwa on actress/comedienne Janeane Garofalo, calling for "all noble American people to hunt down the godless dog Garofalo and bring her to me alive." Bush then stepped back from the ornatedly carved podium and pressed a button on a large industrial plastic-shredding machine behind him, into which a pair of Secret Service agents slowly lowered a futilely struggling lamb, hooves first. "Such is the fate of all who would oppose me," Bush intoned, over the grinding of the shredder and the anguished shrieks of the gradually pulverized animal.
If that were in fact happening here instead of Iraq, would she still refer to it as "peace"?
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