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Blog \Blôg\, n. [Jrg, fr. Jrg. "Web-log".
See {Blogger, BlogSpot, LiveJournal}.]
A stream-of-consciousness Web journal, containing
links, commentary, and pointless drivel.
Seanbaby has done a lavish filmography of every Jean-Claude Van Damme movie ever made. And you know what that means.
Universal Soldier receives a near perfect Van Dammeter score because of its massive clash of JCVD clichés where a sassy female reporter shows up during the splits-filled muddy fight scene in the rain. During the fight she's hit by an exploding grenade, but through what must have been the filmmakers' lack of knowledge of what a grenade is, she gets right up a few minutes later.
If I could write even a single sentence that's in the ballpark of what Seanbaby cranks out by the bucketful in every page like this he's ever written, I'd die a happy man.