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Peeve Farm
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Saturday, February 22, 2003
03:29 - Scrappleface for a day	(top)
(I hope this hasn't been done already. More to the point, I hope it doesn't suck.) (2003-02-23) -- UN inspectors in Iraq today announced a broadening of the scope of their group's objectives. In response to new intelligence findings, according to chief inspector Hans Blix, the team of agents will no longer be looking only for biological and chemical weapons in the country; they will now also be looking for psychological, historical, and mathematical weapons, as well as a number of other varieties. "Our sources have indicated that Saddam Hussein's ambitions in recent years to develop weapons of mass destruction have been primarily focused upon exploiting the weaknesses in the American public education system," Dr. Blix said in a press statement Saturday, after a visit to a warehouse that was rumored to house illicit Euler equations and contour integrals, but which appeared to have been hastily emptied just prior to the team's scheduled arrival, leaving only some non-specific residues at the poles. "Saddam's top scientists have apparently been hard at work developing ways to strike at Western interests using the entire spectrum of disciplines, not just the few that we have been investigating to date." Saddam's forays into such unconventional weaponry are not new, however. Iraqi defectors have spoken on multiple occasions of secret programs to incorporate massless pulleys and frictionless surfaces into a so-called "kinematic bomb", and there are uncorroborated rumors of an "algebraic agent" being tested on a remote Kurdish village in the late 1980s, though the results are said to have been ambiguous. "There can be no doubt that if Saddam Hussein were to obtain these kinds of unconventional weapons, he would unhesitatingly use them against his neighbor nations or against Israeli or American targets," US Secretary of State Colin Powell said in response to the announcement. "The thought of a large-scale attack involving a trigonometric or geographical bomb in a major American city, particularly if delivered by agents of al Qaeda posing as ordinary high-school or college instructors, is enough to chill the blood. It is the duty of the United States government to defend its citizens from academic attacks by whatever means are necessary." On the other hand, officials at a number of major munitions factories in the United States, clandestinely known as "high schools", declined to comment as to the speculation that they have themselves been developing such weapons and arming American youth with them for decades. MoveZig.org, a liberal organization currently focused on preventing a war in Iraq, has responded to Dr. Blix's announcement with a promise to protest this seeming inequity. "America has been building up a stockpile of horrific weapons of mass education for the better part of a century," said Elijah Frizzay, a spokesman for MoveZig.org. "Who are we to say that Iraq can't have those same weapons, while we make no attempt to disarm ourselves or Israel? We have no right to demand anything of Iraq until we choose to put aside our learnmongering and welcome nations like Iraq back into the academic community. "We might actually learn something," Frizzay said. "After all, algebra was invented by the Arabs. I think this war is all just an excuse for George W. Bush to seize Iraq's civics and wood-shop resources. These things aren't worth a single accidentally sawn-off Iraqi finger."