Now through a breakthrough snack innovation, the TOSTITOS® brand introduces new TOSTITOS® SCOOPS!™ Tortilla Chips. TOSTITOS® SCOOPS!™ Tortilla Chips are the dip lover's chip. The bite size chip's unique shape holds more dip to deliver more flavor and crunch with every bite.
Meanwhile, that Islamic mailing list I got subscribed to (without any action on my part) is now full of people asking each other whether they're allowed to dissect rats or cook with wine. "How would you like it if I urinated on your food before cooking it, and then told you it had all been burned away?"