Thursday, June 13, 2002 |
12:57 - Truth had better not be stranger than fiction.
http://www.wired.com/news/mac/0,2125,53071,00.html
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Marcus Aanerud (may God have mercy upon his soul) sends me this link to a Wired article describing a set of "slash" fiction stories by Jezebel Slade-- homoerotic fan fiction starring Bill Gates and Steve Jobs.
Slash is homoerotic fan fiction that is usually written by women, for women. The stories detail erotic encounters between pop culture figures. Usually the works feature lead characters from popular movies or TV series: Spock and Kirk from Star Trek; Luke and Han from Star Wars; Mulder and Krycek from the X-Files; and Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street.
According to her website, Slade's stories were inspired by the 1999 TNT movie, Pirates of Silicon Valley, which chronicled the early history of Apple and Microsoft, personified by Jobs and Gates. Slade is at pains to point out that her fiction plays off the characters in the movie, not the real Gates and Jobs.
Slade's first story in the series, I Have What You Need, details a "missing scene" from the movie. Although it's not entirely clear from the text, the story appears to take place after Jobs shows Gates the Macintosh for the first time. Written in first-person narrative from Gates' point-of-view, Gates tells Jobs he "has what he needs." Jobs thinks it's software for the Mac, but quickly finds out Gates is referring to something else entirely.
I told you I don't understand celebrity worship. At least, not... gaah. Yeah, "good luck sleeping the rest of the week" indeed. Grr.
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