Peeve Farm Breeding peeves for show, not just to keep as pets
Blog \Blôg\, n. [Jrg, fr. Jrg. "Web-log".
See {Blogger, BlogSpot, LiveJournal}.]
A stream-of-consciousness Web journal, containing
links, commentary, and pointless drivel.
Hiker blogs about a worldwide cocoa shortage (the horror!):
The space at the grocery checkout reserved for candy bars will be a void, and the void could be filled by anything... like more tabloids! And more tabloids leads to more rumors about celebrities, which leads to massive trouble for Hollywood. The lawsuits and bad blood would destroy the entertainment industry. All because you can't get a KitKat.
Hmm... you know, "Tabloids" actually sounds like a decent candy...
But I don't think there are any two English words more horrifying than the last two words in his post.