Wednesday, January 16, 2002 |
10:48 - The Coolest Spam in the World
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I got this back in mid-October, as did a lot of other people; I would have mentioned it here if I had been blogging back then, but-- hey, the cool thing about the Internet is that it knows all, sees all, and remembers all.
Subject: attention time travelers and aliens
If you are an alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!
Also if you are from, I'm not sure this is the correct pronunciation: The planet (Valnator) please reply.
My life has been severely tampered with and cursed by a very evil women of my past. I have suffered tremendously!
I need to be able to:
Travel physically back in time.
Rewind my life including my age.
Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.
I am in great danger and need this immediately!
Only if you are an alien or have this technology please send me a separate email to:
core0139@aol.com
Thanks Robby
Poor guy. I sure hope someone was kind enough to help him out.
But what I like best about this spam is that it's not selling anything, it's not offering anything, it's not a virus, it's not a Trojan. It's just cool. Someone went to the effort a regular spammer goes to purely in order to make everyone's day on the Internet a little more surreal. And I think that kicks ass.
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