Nicely done. I gotta say, though... aren't Loonatics jokes kinda, um... passé at this point?
I rather like Wikipedia's approach:
Real articles, silly summaries. And after rapidly scanning the first three of them, I thought somehow they were all going to revolve around time travel and/or Russia (it didn't help that I was looking up the Ural Mountains at the time).
Now to find out that the iPad was a hoax all along...
This has got to take the award for the most ridiculous and awesome thing to buy when you don't know what else to do with your money.
Of course all I can think of is lurking underwater with the whole apparatus and slowly advancing until I'm in a roped-off swimming area where a bunch of kids and merrymakers are splashing and tossing balls around, and suddenly shoot up out of the water yelling BWAAA HA HA HAAA.
Brian Tiemann
